am really gonna need a Dennis Freak Out™ at one point where he’s just so frustrated that mac won’t believe he was johnny to the point where he does the stereotypical angry “BECAUSE I LOVE YOU”
the key to understanding kermit is that line from the original muppet series where lesley anne warren is like “i thought you were the only person here who wasn’t crazy” and kermits like “me not crazy? i hired the others” that guy loves chaos. he loves crazy shit, and he loves being the guy who has to handle the crazy shit. he deliberately creates these circumstances! he puts himself in these positions! and then he’s like “i cant believe youre making me do this.” anyway that frog is more human than any of us
